Super Bowl Party Rules From WSJ

The Wall Street Journal has published a hilarious set of rules to guide you through your Super Bowl Party, some of them food-related, in an article currently available here (I suspect they don't leave those links out there for free for very long).  You'll find how many pizzas to order per person, how long to expect to find chicken wing bones in your couch, and the like.  But no - is it possible that there's going to be a time conflict between the game and Downton Abbey?  Not particularly caring about the game, I know where I'd head.