I'm in Fig Withdrawal

Here I am, eagerly anticipating a long weekend of hedonistically chowing down on a plenitude of grilled pancetta-wrapped figs, and Whole Foods, at least at the Pearl Street store, is sold out of figs! Probably more widespread than the one store, as the guy in produce told me that their supplier is out of them. I might need to move on to bacon-wrapped dates, but it just wouldn't be the same.